DEREK JONES

"SOCIAL D"

V.P. OF SCURRYFACE  

CO-HOST OF THE SCURRY 3 SHOW

HI! I'M DEREK. I AM THE VICE PRESIDENT OF SCURRYFACE. WHICH, TYLER APPOINTED ME THAT POSITION. I DIDN'T NAME MYSELF THAT. I ALSO  HANDLE ALL THINGS SOCIAL MEDIA FOR SCURRYFACE. I DO HAVE HAUNT EXPERIENCE. BEEN SCARING SINCE I WENT TO MY DADS PROM. TADPOLES FEAR ME STILL TO THIS DAY!  I STILL VOLUNTEER MY TIME TO SCARE THE PUBLIC AROUND TOWN. BUT, WHEN I'M NOT VOLUNTEERING MY TIME. I STAY CHAINED IN TYLERS BASEMENT FORCED TO WORK FOR CANDY CORN WHILE I MAKE HIS WEBSITE LOOK GOOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA. I'M SURE THIS IS AGAINST LABOR LAWS BUT HE DOESN'T CARE. WHILE EVERYONE ENJOYS THE SITE AND THE REVIEWS. PLEASE REMEMBER ME CHILLING IN HIS BASEMENT CHAINED TO AN INFLATABLE ELEPHANT WITH A BOWL OF CANDY CORN AND A BOTTLE OF TUMMY YUMMY.  I DO GET EXTRA PIECES OF CANDY CORN FOR EVERY NEW FOLLOWER WE GET ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER. SO, PLEASE FOLLOW TO KEEP ME FED. SCURRYFACE IS AN AWESOME PLACE TO WORK. ESPECIALLY FOR FREE! :)

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